• lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

  • "don't ship—" i will just be doing whatever the fuck i want actually

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    [Image ID: two screenshots of sets of tumblr tags. The first set reads: don't ship lithium ion batteries or flammable liquids without declaring them, it is dangerous and postal workers deserve to know what packages to treat with care

    The second set reads: I will be continuing to ship whatever the fuck I want, except lithium ion batteries or other substances that could endanger postal workers. /.End ID]

  • No babe you did a great job thwarting me. You caught me so good, really. It's nothing. No, really, it's nothing. Ok, well, its just... When I heard booby trap I was expecting some... Well, nevermind.